I try to update my blog at least once every week. However, there will be times when I will not be able to do this (just like last week). Listed below are 10 possible reasons why I am unable to publish a new post.
- No money.
- It's raining. Therefore, I would have to swim to the nearest internet café. I can't swim.
- Spent the whole hour stealthily looking at the monitor of the person beside me. Unfortunately, I was not able to read the address of the porn site he accessed (Damn these blind eyes!).
- I spent the whole hour chatting with someone who claims that she's hot, sexy and most importantly, a woman. I give her the benefit of the doubt.
- Gloria was on TV; unfortunately, I was watching. Then my blood pressure shot up.
- I was too busy sending a post to 10 other people within 2 hours because I was afraid something bad will happen to me. Damn those Friendster chain-mails!
- I spent the whole hour looking at the latest cell phones, laptops and cars--things that I would never be able to afford.
- I had a monster headache after reading a text message that had no vowels, no punctuation and weird grammar (Seriously, peeps. If you don't start using vowels again, they will become extinct).
- I used up my one hour alloted time searching for a job that pays well but doesn't require me to do anything (no luck so far).
- FHM.com
Well, every good writer needs an excuse I guess.
ReplyDelete10. No money. - well. lahat naman tayo.
9. It's raining. Therefore, I would have to swim to the nearest internet café. I can't swim. - pusa ka nga naman talaga. pano ka pupunta dito e pacific ocean dito?
8. Spent the whole hour stealthily looking at the monitor of the person beside me. Unfortunately, I was not able to read the address of the porn site he accessed (Damn these blind eyes!). - like i said, get contact lenses. Then you could ogle "stealthily" all you want. Might be better kung mag salamin ka nlang, di masyado halata kung san-san nagpupunta yang mga mata mo.
7. I spent the whole hour chatting with someone who claims that she's hot, sexy and most importantly, a woman. I give her the benefit of the doubt. - and i thought you liked girls for their pleasing personality and brains.
6. Gloria was on TV; unfortunately, I was watching. Then, my blood pressure shot up. - my, my, hirap talaga nang tumatanda no? hina-highblood?
5. I was too busy sending a post to 10 other people within 2 hours because I was afraid something bad will happen to me. Damn those Friendster chain-mails! - i will kill you if you send me any junk
-_- sayang ang space, diretso junk bin lang naman yan.
4. I spent the whole hour looking at the latest cell phones, laptops and cars--things that I would never be able to afford. - parang narinig ko na to ah...well, hintayin mo nlang yung jag mo. only a few hundred million foreigners nalang.
3. I had a monster headache after reading a text message that had no vowels, no punctuation and weird grammar (Seriously, peeps. If you don't start using vowels again, they will become extinct). - oo nga naman! kayo talaga! pinapasakit nyo yung ulo nung 100% sa QA namin! Our very very special editor! mga adik kayo! tanda na nyan pinapasakit nyo pa ulo. napapalatak tuloy ako. tsk tsk.
2. I used up my one hour alloted time searching for a job that pays well but doesn't require me to do anything. - ...iiwan mo na ako?
1. FHM.com - you are one sick one-track bastard. joke lang, hehe.
Buti ka pa nakakapagsulat sa blog. i can't remember my ideas as long as you can.
"Buti ka pa nakakapagsulat sa blog. i can't remember my ideas as long as you can"
ReplyDelete--Naimbento na po ang papel at bolpen. Matagal na.