#Youth2010

Watched Youth 2010 Presidential Forum on Studio 23.

Jamby Madrigal, Bro Eddie Villanueva and JC de los Reyes on the mic = oras para umihi, uminom ng tubig, lumabas ng bahay para pagmasdan ang bilog at maliwanag na buwan, mag-text, mag-sudoku.

Parehong magaling sumagot sina Dick Gordon at si Gibo Teodoro. Hindi ko iboboto si Gibo, kahit gaano siya kagaling kasi kamag-anak niya si Danding Cojuangco. Ayoko si Danding dahil sa monopoly, dahil sa coconut farmers issue at dahil lahat ng magagaling na players nasa San Miguel, Ginebra at Purefoods. Asan na ang balance sa PBA?

Sa lahat ng presidentiables, si Gordon lang ang may tunay na maipagmamalaki pagdating sa public service. Kung presidentiable ka, paano mo matatalbugan ang nagawa niya para sa Subic? Paano mo mapapantayan ang nagawa niya noong Department of Tourism Secretary pa siya?

Pero kahit gaano kagaling si Gordon, hindi siya mananalo. Dahil ganito talaga sa Pilipinas. Ha ha ha ha HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHA! WALA NA TAYONG PAG-ASA! SUMUKO NA TAYONG LAHAT! MAGSI-ALIS NA TAYO DITO! MWA HA HA HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHUHUHUHUHU HU HU HU HU hu hu hu... Philippine politics sucks. (O dapat ba Philippine politics suck? Me am Tarzan).

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Hindi ko alam marunong palang mag-rap si Noynoy Aquino. And apparently, hindi pala alam ni Noynoy na di sya marunong mag-rap.

To Be Free (And Filthy Rich)

Conan is now free from NBC, coming away with more than $30 M in his pocket. He can't work on TV until 1 September, however. I wonder if he'll do something for the web - who rallied behind him during this whole drama - in the meantime. He could produce it himself; and it need not be expensive. Josh Whedon's excellent Dr Horrible's Sing-Along Blog is said to have cost only $200,000 to make. If Conan does a talk show, I'm sure it'd be cheaper.

Still on Conan

Conan has put up a sales ad on Craigslist for a barely-used late night show.  Kill!

Come back to The Simpsons, Conan.

Team Conan

Hosting “The Tonight Show” has been the fulfillment of a lifelong dream to me. And I want to say to the kids out there watching, you can do anything you want in life.  Unless Jay Leno wants to do it, too.

Conan O'Brien, The Tonight Show monologue

Come back to The Simpsons, Conan.

My New Year's Resolutions (2010)

That annual tradition called New Year's resolutions.

When You Don't Pay Your Rent

Mga callboy sa Baclaran?

I Survived New Moon!

I was drugged dragged forced asked by my girlfriend to go see the movie New Moon with her.  I saw more abs in that film than in all the other movies I've seen, combined.  Must be a Guinness record or something.  Hell, after watching the movie, I wanted to watch girl on girl porn, just to cleanse myself of all the half-nekkid guys I saw.

Anyways, I thought it was stupid that werewolves and vampires can go out in broad daylight. And vampires that glitter.  Fucking stupid.

I noticed that the vampires are rich and cultured whereas the werewolves are ruff and tuff dudes.  Edward the glittering vampire wears designer clothes, drives a perti car and qoutes Shakespeare; Jacob the abs dude drives a truck and fixes motorcycles. Metrosexual vs manly man.

In the end, will Bella be with the rich guy or the poor guy?  I can wait to find out.

Analyse This II

Na-curious ako dun sa billy crawford kilikili kaya nag-decide ako na tingnan lahat ng mga keywords na ginamit nung mga nagpunta naligaw sa lumang blog ko.

Eto ang 10 most interesting:

1.  "ellen adarna" "ellen adarna bad breath" "ellen adarna fans blogspot" - Sobrang sikat talaga si Ellen. Daming hits nung post ko tungkol sa kanya. Dapat siguro ulit-ulitin ko pangalan niya para dumami pa lalo hits ng blog ko. Ellen Adarna. Ellen Adarna. Ellen Adarna. Ellen Adarna. - pu+@! ba't ko tina-type ng paulit-ulit e me copy paste naman? - Ellen Adarna. Ellen Adarna. Ellen Adarna. Ellen Adarna. Ellen Adarna. Ellen Adarna. Ellen Adarna. Ellen Adarna.
2. "nag-apply ako sa ABS CBN" "nag apply ako job sa ABS CBN" - Di ka pa tinatawagan?
3. "my love how much i love you" - Lyrics ba 'to? Di mo alam title no?
   
4. "cartoon strip about water conservation" "comics strip para sa pagiging malinis" "differences of tabloid and broadsheet" "halimbawa ng komik strip na may homonyms" "halimbawa ng komik strip tungkol sa kalikasan" "komik strip ng ibong adarna aralin 6" - Para sa assignment/project siguro lahat 'to. Antatamad n'yo!
5. "ligo ligo ligo safeguard ringtone" - Meron? Ba't kelangan tatlong beses i-type yung "ligo"?
   
6. "maganda ba ang trabaho na waiter" - Hindi. Marangal siya, oo, pero mag-aral ka ng mabuti para maging abugado ka.
7. "paano ba nagkakagusto ang isang lalaki" - Ha ha ha. Secreeeet.
   
8. "panabong na binebenta" - High tech na ba mga sabungero ngayon? Nagbe-benta na ba sila sa eBay?
   
9. "papaano ba pumasa sa isang interview" - Get a good night's sleep. Mag-research ka tungkol sa company na ina-applyan mo. Mas maganda kung me alam ka tungkol sa mag-iinterview. Dapat maayos ang pananamit para... teka, ikaw ba nag-search nung No. 2?
   
10. "paano ang tanggalin ang kumapit na sili sa kamay" - Sinubukan mo na bang maghugas?
    

Yes, I'm Evil and I'm Going to Burn in Hell

Me billboard ng Ellen's akong nadadaanan (sa EDSA ata o baka nadadanan ko pag umuuwi ako ng Tarlac - di ko maalala; the mind does gloss over horrible memories). Yung endorser e yung me ari din ng company, si Ellen Lising.  Siya yung nasa pinaka-kaliwa sa pic.

Oo, yung nasa pinaka-kaliwa. Lepmost.

Anyways, nakita ko yung ad nila sa Queue Magazine kagabi. Thirtieth anniversary ng Ellen's. Siya pa rin yung endorser. Sabi sa ad: "Celebrating 30 years of beauty."

Inner beauty ba?

Noli Me Tangere

Office. Nagpunta ako sa CR (bathroom pag voice; kaso non-voice ako). Yung isang nandun, pagkatapos umihi, dumiretso sa hand dryer at nagpatuyo ng kamay.

Marge Simpson in Playboy!

From tmz.

The series has been losing steam these past few years and the movie was not as great as it should have been, but make no mistake about it - the Simpsons is the greatest cartoon ever. Family Guy, American Dad and the rest are just clones and will forever pale in comparison.

Analyse This

Sabi ng Google Analytics, nung October 2 daw e me naligaw sa lumang blog ko.  Sabi ng Google Analytics, galing daw sa Google yung visitor. Nag-search siya.  Ang keyword: billy crawford kilikili.

billy crawford kilikili?  Talaga?  Me nagse-search ng ganun?

amoySAFEGUARD po yung blog ko, di amoyTAWAS.

Pero pinakamalupit pa rin yung September 22.  Galing din ng Google.  Ang keyword:  mga callboy sa baclaran.

"I'm Having an Old Friend for Dinner"

Like a Virgin

My second first post.