I Survived New Moon!

I was drugged dragged forced asked by my girlfriend to go see the movie New Moon with her.  I saw more abs in that film than in all the other movies I've seen, combined.  Must be a Guinness record or something.  Hell, after watching the movie, I wanted to watch girl on girl porn, just to cleanse myself of all the half-nekkid guys I saw.

Anyways, I thought it was stupid that werewolves and vampires can go out in broad daylight. And vampires that glitter.  Fucking stupid.

I noticed that the vampires are rich and cultured whereas the werewolves are ruff and tuff dudes.  Edward the glittering vampire wears designer clothes, drives a perti car and qoutes Shakespeare; Jacob the abs dude drives a truck and fixes motorcycles. Metrosexual vs manly man.

In the end, will Bella be with the rich guy or the poor guy?  I can wait to find out.