And speaking of one-eyed monsters, Vivid Entertainment will be releasing an adult movie (read: porn) based on the old Batman TV series that starred Adam West.

Two things. One, I hope Alfred doesn't get any action and two, I hope Bats and Robin don't do anything crazy.



Catwoman!

"Lord of the Rings" ang palabas kagabi sa GMA-7. Nag-comment Pamkin ko about how Sam never gets enough credit kahit na sobrang laki ng naitulong niya sa cause nila ni Frodo. She went on to say that it doesn't pay to be a sidekick. Siyempre nag-agree ako (Rule Number 1: Pamkin is always right). Sabi ko, sidekicks do not get the attention that they deserve, at kung minamalas-malas ka e papasuotin ka pa ng short shorts or tight tights nung hero. Poor Robin.

Tapos napaisip ako. Si Clark may Lois (at Lana). Si Peter may Mary-Jane (at Gwen). Pero si Bruce, bachelor pa din. Tapos he likes hanging out with teenage boys who wear short shorts when fighting crime. Di kaya siya ay...

Cap is dead. At syempre, dahil feeling writer ako, me idea ako sa mga susunod na mangyayari sa comics nya. May apat na Captain America na lalabas: isang cyborg, isang balot ng armor, isang teenager, at isang naka-visor. Tapos, masama pala yung cyborg. Saka mag-aaway-away silang apat. Tapos babalik yung original Cap, pero long-hair na. Tapos, magpapakasal siya. Tapos magiging dalawa siya, Cap Blue at Cap Red. Tapos...