After watching M Night Shyamalan's shitty film The Happening, I fear for The Last Airbender. The trailers have been cool so far, but knowing M Night...

And speaking of one-eyed monsters, Vivid Entertainment will be releasing an adult movie (read: porn) based on the old Batman TV series that starred Adam West.

Two things. One, I hope Alfred doesn't get any action and two, I hope Bats and Robin don't do anything crazy.



Catwoman!

I saw the final half of The Reader. 1960s, Kate Winslet loves books but is illiterate. No problem, there's this guy who reads for her. She then gets sent to prison. Guy begins reading the literary works into tape recorder and sends the casette tapes to Kate.

So there you go, the origin of audiobook.

I Survived New Moon!

I was drugged dragged forced asked by my girlfriend to go see the movie New Moon with her.  I saw more abs in that film than in all the other movies I've seen, combined.  Must be a Guinness record or something.  Hell, after watching the movie, I wanted to watch girl on girl porn, just to cleanse myself of all the half-nekkid guys I saw.

Anyways, I thought it was stupid that werewolves and vampires can go out in broad daylight. And vampires that glitter.  Fucking stupid.

I noticed that the vampires are rich and cultured whereas the werewolves are ruff and tuff dudes.  Edward the glittering vampire wears designer clothes, drives a perti car and qoutes Shakespeare; Jacob the abs dude drives a truck and fixes motorcycles. Metrosexual vs manly man.

In the end, will Bella be with the rich guy or the poor guy?  I can wait to find out.

Movie ni Manny Pacquiao yung pinapanood sa bus na nasakyan ko last week. Akala ko sci-fi yung movie kasi parang mga robot umakting yung mga artista.

Just found out from Neil Gaiman's blog that Tim Burton didn't direct "The Nightmare Before Christmas". It was actually Coraline director Henry Selick who did.

"Lord of the Rings" ang palabas kagabi sa GMA-7. Nag-comment Pamkin ko about how Sam never gets enough credit kahit na sobrang laki ng naitulong niya sa cause nila ni Frodo. She went on to say that it doesn't pay to be a sidekick. Siyempre nag-agree ako (Rule Number 1: Pamkin is always right). Sabi ko, sidekicks do not get the attention that they deserve, at kung minamalas-malas ka e papasuotin ka pa ng short shorts or tight tights nung hero. Poor Robin.

Tapos napaisip ako. Si Clark may Lois (at Lana). Si Peter may Mary-Jane (at Gwen). Pero si Bruce, bachelor pa din. Tapos he likes hanging out with teenage boys who wear short shorts when fighting crime. Di kaya siya ay...

Sa lumang Transformers cartoons, saan ba nanggagaling yung cargo hold ni Optimus Prime pag nagtra-transform siya? At bakit parang lumiliit si Megatron pag nagiging baril siya?

At saka paano na sina Blaster at Soundwave sa darating na Transformers movie? Di ba di na uso yung cassette ngayon? Sobrang liit naman kung MP3 player sila o kaya iPod.

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