Sana lumipat si Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve Dailisan sa Teeeeveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................. Patrol!

Nang dahil sa schedule na 'to, updated ako sa nangyayari sa Magic Palayok (pwe!). Yan kasi ang laging pinapanood sa mga bus na nasasakyan ko papasok sa office.

♪ Sa magic palayok, luto'y nalalasap... ♪

Hulu and YouTube,

... so I head to YouTube. No biggie.

... so I head to MetaTube to watch the clip. No biggie.

I could've also gone to vimeo, dailymotion, metacafe, sumo, etc. You get what I'm trying to say?


Neversaynever,

Me

p.s. The segment wasn't even that funny. Not one of Jon's best.

Homer Simpson was crowned by Entertainment Weekly as the greatest character of the last 20 years.

Hindi si Kokey?

And by "the last 20 years," I think EW meant "of all time." Yep, including Jesus.

Robin Padilla to Karen Davila, tungkol sa kasong isinampa (for grave scandal) ng Ang Kapatiran dahil sa pag-endorse niya ng condom:-

"Hindi ko naman sineseryoso dahil ako naman ay nakadamit nung ginawa ko yung commercial... Hindi ko naman yun (condom) suot-suot."

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Klasiks: Robin Padilla vs Richard Gomez. Nasa bandang huli yung sapakan. (Babala: may chipmunks)

Conan is now free from NBC, coming away with more than $30 M in his pocket. He can't work on TV until 1 September, however. I wonder if he'll do something for the web - who rallied behind him during this whole drama - in the meantime. He could produce it himself; and it need not be expensive. Josh Whedon's excellent Dr Horrible's Sing-Along Blog is said to have cost only $200,000 to make. If Conan does a talk show, I'm sure it'd be cheaper.

Conan has put up a sales ad on Craigslist for a barely-used late night show.  Kill!

Come back to The Simpsons, Conan.

Hosting “The Tonight Show” has been the fulfillment of a lifelong dream to me. And I want to say to the kids out there watching, you can do anything you want in life.  Unless Jay Leno wants to do it, too.

- Conan O'Brien, The Tonight Show monologue

Come back to The Simpsons, Conan.

"Lord of the Rings" ang palabas kagabi sa GMA-7. Nag-comment Pamkin ko about how Sam never gets enough credit kahit na sobrang laki ng naitulong niya sa cause nila ni Frodo. She went on to say that it doesn't pay to be a sidekick. Siyempre nag-agree ako (Rule Number 1: Pamkin is always right). Sabi ko, sidekicks do not get the attention that they deserve, at kung minamalas-malas ka e papasuotin ka pa ng short shorts or tight tights nung hero. Poor Robin.

Tapos napaisip ako. Si Clark may Lois (at Lana). Si Peter may Mary-Jane (at Gwen). Pero si Bruce, bachelor pa din. Tapos he likes hanging out with teenage boys who wear short shorts when fighting crime. Di kaya siya ay...

From "The Whitest Kids" show. Dalawang magkaibigan ang nakaimbento ng time machine. Nagbatuhan sila ng mga ideas kung ano gagawin nila ngayong me time machine na sila. Isa sa mga ideas: Go back in time and save Jesus.

Sa lumang Transformers cartoons, saan ba nanggagaling yung cargo hold ni Optimus Prime pag nagtra-transform siya? At bakit parang lumiliit si Megatron pag nagiging baril siya?

At saka paano na sina Blaster at Soundwave sa darating na Transformers movie? Di ba di na uso yung cassette ngayon? Sobrang liit naman kung MP3 player sila o kaya iPod.